Today, Verónica explained that Venezuelan higher ups are chivitos. This is just silly, because chivito means “young goat.”
This factoid took a seat in my brain for the remainder of my afternoon at the office. I envisioned conversations with coworkers: “Oh no, a baby goat just caught me checking gmail” or "We really need to impress the little goats with this presentation." Then I pictured a pack of carefree, suited goats having a board room party, with one goat wearing a tailcoat and top hat, attempting a thumbs-up with his hoof (he had just signed a major contract).
To aid my imagination, I went google-hunting for goats in suits. This was an alarmingly effortless task:
This factoid took a seat in my brain for the remainder of my afternoon at the office. I envisioned conversations with coworkers: “Oh no, a baby goat just caught me checking gmail” or "We really need to impress the little goats with this presentation." Then I pictured a pack of carefree, suited goats having a board room party, with one goat wearing a tailcoat and top hat, attempting a thumbs-up with his hoof (he had just signed a major contract).
To aid my imagination, I went google-hunting for goats in suits. This was an alarmingly effortless task:
4 comments:
AY ME MUERO!!!!!
I am a fetal goat 'round these parts.
HAHhahahSAhAHAHAhahahAH!!!!@
jesus christo, mujer. jajajajajaja - have you considered writing THIS for a living??
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